Min Has' - Max Beschwera

Min Has': Slim & Fit. Sine bitch: big -- too thick.
Min Has': Positions vary. Sine bitch: Just missionary.
Min Has': Young but mature. Si chick: Dumb... & a whore.
Min Has': Knows how to use googol. Si chick: Googles... Google.
Min Has': got an ass that's fat. Si chick: one flat extra-long back.

Min by Maxstier (Not Minstier-Related)

Vorarlberger Nachrichten, Mittwoch 15. Oktober 2008, A3

P.S. "Es git Luet, dia sich Mangels oagenem Gwicht uebrall beschwera muessnd!"